Primrose: Daniel's Resolutions

Ah the Primrose emails. It must be Wendy writing these little notes home. Wendy is the assistant Director with a killer sense of humor. I have a feeling this one was sparked by a cranky Daniel drop off a few days ago.


The Text reads:

Hi Mom and Dad,

As each year starts, people tend to make resolutions…eating better, exercising, kicking a habit, etc. Well, since I’m 2 ½, those don’t really apply, so, I’ve deemed 2013 “The Year to Right My (VERY minor and TOTALLY age-appropriate) Wrongs”. In order to implement this resolution, I decided it was imperative to make a tell–all “confession” of sorts. So, I pulled aside the highest authority I could find (by trapping her with my imaginary “Pider-man” web) and put it all out on the figurative table, telling her (virtually) everything like:

1)      The single, solitary time I yelled at Mom-Sorry about that! Sometimes my emotions get the best of me. Hey!  I’m a sensitive guy!

2)      The incident when I hid behind my bed-I apologize if you wondered if I ran away to look for Pider-man, but you know I’d never do that-I  don’t know how to scale a wall upside down or jump across buildings-YET.

3)      The one and only time (each day) when I shook my booty.-Actually, that’s kind of cute, so no regrets there!

4)      That occasion when I tested that word (the opposite of very intelligent) out on Dad.  Again, I’m sorry…As soon as it came out, I knew it wasn’t okay.

So, for everything, I’m sorry. I can’t promise I’ll never do anything like that again (as I am 2 ½), but I got it off my chest & it’s in the past. Here’s to a great 2013. Love, Daniel