Hi Mom and Dad!
I just wanted to forward this (made up) article written about us in the (fictitious) Primrose Post…
“While they aren’t yet eligible to participate in the 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi, these Olympic hopefuls are already practicing regular luge runs (laying in their bouncy seats) daily at their training facility (the Primrose infant room) in Centennial, CO. They plan to take Gold, Silver and Bronze (when they learn their colors) in the 2034 Winter Olympic Games!
These young athletes know that in luge (bouncy seat relaxing), precision matters, as they reach speeds up to 90 miles per hour (or just bounce a little) down the tracks (actually remain stationary on the mat) on their sled (bouncy seat). Their (nap) times are measured to the thousandth of a second, so even small changes in drag (getting to sleep) can make a big difference in results (how they sleep for Mom & Dad at night). Go Team USA 2034!”
And a closeup of the picture
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